



[ albino mutt ]---+---[ top ten reasons to come back as a ghost ]
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                  +---[ how to get that aeortae stuff by role-playing ]---+
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                  | Verbiage                                              |
                  |                                Mind Meld with a tree. |
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                  | Loudspeakers                                          |
                  |               Trance out and romp in the Astral Plane |
                  |                 (also good for a dot of Cosmetology.) |
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                  | Hermetically Sealed                                   |
                  |                         Write a book about the Occult |
                  |                    (Also good for a dot of Research.) |
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                  | Virtual Inepts                                        |
                  |     Buy or build a new computer or Reinstall your OS. |
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                  | Sex, Drugs and Rock and Roll                          |
                  |                    Get stoned / get laid / get drunk. |
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                  | Assholic Siblinghood                                  |
                  |                        Beat up a pell, then meditate. |
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                  | Teabag Singers                                        |
                  |                    Fast, Pray, sing Handel's Messiah. |
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                  | Mad Scientists                                        |
                  |             Preserve the cat's brain in formaldehyde. |
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                  | Dead Creeps                                           |
                  |                        Kill something; step on a bug! |
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                  | Empty People                                          |
                  |       Gripe about Angst, and get your tongue pierced. |
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