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                  |     These are mostly just Blonde Jokes re-visited, |
                  |   but that doesn't make them any less appropriate. |
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                  | How did the virtual Adept know that the            |
                  | Hollow One had been using her computer?            |
                  |                 There was White-Out on the screen. |
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                  |       Three Mages go into the desert. The Hermetic |
                  |      brings chalk, the Dreamspeaker brings a drum, |
                  |              and the Hollow One brings a car door. |
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                  |               When asked why, the Hermetic replies,|
                  |                "I can draw a diagram, and teleport |
                  |                                   us out of here." |
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                  |                             The Dreamspeaker says, |
                  |                   "I can drum up a spirit to bring |
                  |                                us food and water." |
                  |                                                    |
                  |                               The Hollow One says, |
                  |  "If it gets too hot, I can roll down the window." |
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                  | How many Sons of Ether does it take                |
                  | to change a light bulb?                            |
                  |                       None. They glow in the dark. |
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                  | How many Hermetics does it take                    |
                  | to change a light bulb?                            |
                  |                     Three. One to draw the circle, |
                  |                            one to change the bulb, |
                  |                  and one to write a book about it. |
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                  | How Many Hollow Ones does it take                  |
                  | to change a light bulb?                            |
                  |                       100. One to change the bulb, |
                  |         and 99 to gripe about the unfairness of it |
                  |                      going out in the first place! |
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                  | How many Tremere does it take                      |
                  | to change a light bulb?                            |
                  |                          Three.  One to change it, |
                  |            one to make sure that nobody's looking, |
                  |              and one to tell the Council of Seven. |
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                  | How does a Black Fury get a one-armed              |
                  | Get of Fenris out of a tree?                       |
                  |                        She waves at him and winks. |
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                  | Why are all the Metis jokes one liners?            |
                  |                 So the Fianna can understand them. |
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                  |     Three Kindred get sentenced to the Guillotine. |
                  |                They ask the Ventrue if he wants to |
                  |                           go face up or face down. |
                  |                                                    |
                  |                                       "Face down." |
                  |            The blade stops an inch above his neck. |
                  |                           "We have to let you go." |
                  |                                                    |
                  |           The Tremere is asked, "Face up or down?" |
                  |                                            "Down." |
                  | The blade also stops about an inch above his neck. |
                  |                           "Gotta let you go, too." |
                  |                                                    |
                  |                     The Malkavian chooses face up. |
                  |  "I see the problem! Untie that knot in the rope!" |
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