



[ albino mutt ]---+---[ Vampires ]
                  |                     
                  |---[ Changelings ]   
                  |                     
                  |---[ Werewolves ]----+
                  |                     |
                  |---[ Mages ]         |
                  |                     |
                  +---[ Wraiths ]       |
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                  |                    How to give the Werewolves Rage |
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                  |                                     [ Black Fury ] |
                  |                                   call her "Babe." |
                  |                                                    |
                  |                                   [ Bone Gnawers ] |
                  |             "Hey Rich Boy! You smell pretty. What, |
                  |                                  you out slummin?" |
                  |                                                    |
                  |                               [ Children of Gaia ] |
                  |                    Two Words: Manditory Abstinance |
                  |                                                    |
                  |                                         [ Fianna ] |
                  |     Insist that every Metis in the sept is theirs. |
                  |                                                    |
                  |                                  [ Get of Fenris ] |
                  |   Look at him funny and tell him that he's a wimp. |
                  |                                                    |
                  |                                  [ Glass Walkers ] |
                  |                         "IBM beats Mac paws down!" |
                  |                                                    |
                  |                                     [ Red Talons ] |
                  |           "Nice Doggie!" and pat them on the head. |
                  |                                                    |
                  |                                    [ Shadowlords ] |
                  |    "That plan for world domination didn't work for |
                  |          Pinky and the Brain; what makes you think |
                  |                               it'll work for you?" |
                  |                                                    |
                  |                                [ Silent Striders ] |
                  |   Insist that they settle down and raise a family, |
                  |    in a nice little home with a white picket fence |
                  |                                    in the suburbs. |
                  |                                                    |
                  |                                   [ Silver Fangs ] |
                  |     "My great-great-great grandfather beat up your |
                  |                    great-great-great grandfather!" |
                  |                                                    |
                  |                                     [ Stargazers ] |
                  |               "Hey! Your Karma ran over my Dogma!" |
                  |                                                    |
                  |                                         [ Uktena ] |
                  |              "I've got a secret! I'm not telling!" |
                  |                                                    |
                  |                                        [ Wendigo ] |
                  |             Invite them to a cowboy film festival. |
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