::Googled: My adventure into the underside of search terms::
How do they find me?
I am *so* not making these up. I swear.
These are the search requests that I can't figure out why they've hit my page. Most of the requests (Elizabethan gown, free font, etc.) make sense, and are not included here. But these are all bizarre, and I felt that I should share.
I know that by putting this up, I'm furthering the cycle. That's fine. I want to see what the next batch of terms brings up. I'll have to do this every few months.
I swear, if you just went by my referrals, you'd think I was a porn site! Though I've left out most of the pedopheliac ones; there are some really sick people out there.
Updated through 8.25.01
I *would* do the latest batch in a spiffy table with cute comments, but there're just too damn many of them.
adult+check+crinolines
After+dancing+pics
age+of+gemini
ankle+socks+pigtails
anorexia+fetish+pics
Are+horoscopes+usually+correct
armpit+hair+pics
baywatch+fonts
big+white+bra+pics
bigass+women
bimbo+corset
bloody+mop
boobs+are+hanging+out
boobs+braid
boobs+hanging+out+of+shirt
britany+spears+butt
Britany+Spears+stripping
buzzed+my+hair+off+pics
castle+princess+and+dragon+drawing
catherine+darling
chalky+pink+candy
Cluster+Balloons+Please+Don't+Pop+Them
contrapasto
Corset+with+chastity+device
corsetry+big+butt
crack+hack+msn+community
cruel+intensions
cute+blonde+download+me+looking+up+my+skirt
cute+womens+asses
dancing+idiot
darkness+toys
diablo+2+burn+copy+help+crack
Diahrrea+images
diet+pills+advertised+on+tv+channel+animal+planet
dog+diahrrea
dogs+fucking+women
down+shirt+armpit+pics
Drunken+Poetry
dusty+bra+pics
edwardian+corset+bloomers
egyptian+foot+fetish
everclear+acne+medication
excercise+anorexia
excercise+for+people+with+bad+ankles
expired+visio+2000
felt+like+wearing+a+dress
females+who+shave
fetish+petticoat
fiower+shop
fist+fuck+poem
free+britany+body
free+wedding+gown+fetish+sex+pics
foot+smelling+pics
forced+to+wear+tights
frigging+myself
fucking+frustrated
funny+company+t-shirts
funny+goth+stuff
funny+posture
gallery+of+black+men
Gang+Bang+Handbook
getting+to+massaged+photos
girls+that+wear+thigh+highs+in+public
girly+sterotype+download
gothical+pictures
grocery+store+images
grommets+self+bondage
gym+bunny
hanging+boobs
here+we+go+again+song+baywatch
high+heels+squishing+bugs
horrid+people+Bizarre+strange+unusual
honeyed+dates
how+do+a+faerie+give+you+a+wand
how+to+get+cleavage
how+to+make+use+of+boobs
how+to+prove+your+love
how+to+spend+your+money
How+to+use+ninja+techniques
I+hate+accountancy
I+haven't+hit+puberty+yet+pics
ice+musical+instruments
icky+lake+water
incest+bgenetic+defects
jeni+lingerie
jeni+real+picture
jerry+springer+pics
jiggle+bunny
kiss+goth+dolls
klimt+and+comics
linked+up+to+him
lip+sores+pics
look+up+britany+spears+skirt
make+own+case+fabric+ibook
mammoser+sauce
measuring+for+a+cock+ring
men+wearing+bras+photos
mistress+amanda+victoria
middle+toe+longer+than+big+toe
misanthropic+alphabet
money+for+me
mouseover+without+javascript
mozart+candles
mp3+of+squelching+boots
my+hair+with+atomic+pink+hair+dye+picture
my+slug+and+poem
neon+asparagus
nice+young+legs+in+thigh+highs
oops+my+skirt+is+to+short+photos
oops+no+bra+pics
origami+kama+sutra
party+fishnets+photo
passable+pretty+makeup
passed+out%22+puking+pics
pendant+boobs
pics+women+on+potty
plastic+tablecloths+with+elastic
Play+Nicely+movie
pregnant+belly+portraits
puke+fetish
ravishing+beauty
really+stupid+website
rip+stop+fetish+jacket
romantic+vampire+poetry
royal+oops+pics
rubberband+excercise
Rubberband+Toy+Gun
ruff+fetish
saggy+butt+pics
Satin+evening+dresses+rip+up+for+fun
sca+porn+queen+video
sheer+wet+photos
shiny+clothes+satin+fetish
short+skirts+go+go+boots+pics
sick+of+being+ugly
Silly+you
singing+sword
slugs+coming+in+the+house
soaked+with+a+supersoaker+pictures
SOMEONE+TO+DO+MISCELLANEOUS+JOBS
songs+from+dance+dance+revolution
spinning+jeni
spitting+fetish
Steinbeck+opera+-Floyd+-burning+-mice
stockings+all+the+time
STOMACH+pouch+FOR+PREGNANT+ARTIST
stop+picking+head+scabs
tall+velvet+leggings
teabag+sex
teen+nudist+personal+pages
terribly+corset
the+land+of+horoscope
the+nudist+went+barefoot
the+secret+ninja
throat+plate+kenmore
thumb+muscle+twitch
Tom+Robbins+Lawsuit
tshirt+designs+with+glitter
used+womens+shoes+fetish
velvet+choker+boots
wearing+a+corset+to+work
weird+boobs
what+is+in+glitter
when+I'm+wearing+velvet
Why+wear+stockings
women+wearing+bra+pics
x-ray+vision+contact+lenses
young+woman+coroner
Terms added 7/4/01
a+woman+wearing+mourning+sex+adult+free : so are they going for a goth widow here? adult+baby+plastic+bloomers : ummm..... annoying+overplayed+songs+on+radio : I think this is most of them, really. annoying+throat+clearing : heh. anorexia+is+pretty : no, it isn't. armpit+bra+pics : eeeww. bad+cough+won't+go+away : they generally don't. That's what makes them bad. bleaching+my+hair : fun with chemistry! blonde+streaks : fun with bleach! bodice+goddess+hello+kitty : huh? bodice+worn+in+cleavage+faire : Most faires are cleavage faires. boobs+hanging+out : they just hanging out waiting for something to happen? Or taking the day off and chilling? bra+armpit+hair+pics : ick. caltrain+sucks : but only if you ask it nicely. cement+boots : wouldn't want to dance in these. chastity+belt+corset : why? earring+fetish+site : Oh baby, oh baby.. your earrings make me so hot. *laugh* ecstasy+seller : I *really* don't want to know what this one brought up. eminem+and+brittany+spears+porn : Ummm... no? Please? fetish+spacegirl+until+they+die : uhhh.. yeah. whatever. foot+fetish : basic, though I don't think it's anything I've mentioned on the site. free+pics+girl+next+door+needing+fucking : I *know* I never talked about her. frigging+nasty : precisely. fucking+with+strappy+sandals : they are a pain in the ass to wear, aren't they? green-haired+Bible : as opposed to the pink-haired secular-book-of-legends? grommets+self+bondage : umm...? GROMMS+FOR+WEDDING : Hey! Speciallized wedding grommets! goth+toenails : Eeep! hair+bun+fetish : Ummm.. I like putting my hair up in a bun to keep it out of the way, but this is a bit extreme, no? hair+crinkler : dare I ask? heavy+eyeshadow+fetish : "Oww.. oww.. I've got an anvil on my eyelid. Oh, I feel so hot." hello+kitty+foot+fetish : These are two phrases I don't think I'd ever have thought to put together. high+maintenance+bitch : Heh. horrid+ugly+people : Yes, they are out there. hotel+white+rois : Huh? human+supersoaker : I don't wanna know.. well, maybe. But only if it isn't icky. ibook+area+code+hacking : Because those ibooks have suck touch area code protections, you know. if+i+use+sunblock+on+my+sunburn+will+i+get+burnt+again : probably. Korean+piggyback+groom+bride : uhhh... yeah. lean+over+cleavage : heheheheheheee men+into+wearing+womens+undergarments : I *know* I've never mentioned this on the website. mental+institution+straight+jackets : a true fashion statement. mud+puke+photos : Somehow, this is another combo of words that I doubt I've used. naughty+laundry+pics : As in the people doing the laundry, or the laundry itself? Clarify please. passed+out+puke+photo : Because what this world needs most is more pictures of passed out people with vomit on them. pics+hair+forced+to+bleach+it : If you want to see this so badly, go rent Cecil B. Demented. pics+of+big+bras : Hmm.. I think I'll make up a gallery of pictures of bras the size of houses. pics+of+grocery+clerks : You can't get up and go to the store with a camera? pregnant+belly+costume : Another mystery phrase. quotes+of+the+martyred : Heh. really+damn+annoying+porn+site : That's most of them, I'm afraid. rip+my+skirt+off+pics : Eeeek! short+skirt+nice+legs : Better than short skirt, too many legs, I guess. sickos : There are a lot of them out there. skinny+legs : and everything! *grin* smelling+on+stEEnky+shoes+sucking : sodomy+babys : Umm... that's NOT how babies are made. Trust me. songs+about+corsets : Know any? I'd be amused by that. spitting+and+my+photos : To go with my puke photo collection? People spitting, too? spitting+phlegm+from+the+back+of+the+throat : Yummy. Thanks! teen+potty+pics : One would hope that they're all potty trained by that time. training+bra+pics : This is my third highest search phrase, and on Google, I ranked second on the listing last night. This frightens me. united+states+as+boulliabase : Ahh.. it's a melting pot thing. videos+of+ladies+with+missing+limbs : Eeeeeew. why+songs+get+stuck+in+my+head : Let me know when you find out, will you? why+strong+agnosticism : Why blind religious fervor? women+in+boots+fetish+pics : Instead of, say.... llamas? womens+worn+shoes+fetish : I bet it adds a certain flavor when you're sipping champagne out of them. wonder+woman+stripping+at+gunpoint : She'd kick your ass first. She's *Wonder Woman*, after all. xenocentric : I actually used this word?